What is up with so many "jocks" these days shaving their arms? There's nothing cool about it. It doesn't amplify your muscle tone; it just makes you look like a sissy. Oh, you just like how your arms feel silky and smooth? Yeah, I bet you also like having a guy's penis in your ass. And the same goes for guys who shave their legs.
I knew a guy in high school who liked to shave his armpits. The majority of guys these days are becoming increasingly feminine. Sure, the guy who shaves his armpits might be sweet, sensitive, and caring, but girls, do you really want his slightly homosexual genes in your children? Do you want little Billy playing with Barbies and saying that Bobby in his kindergarten class is cute?
Excluding medical reasons, the only semi-legitimate reason to shave your arms or legs as a guy is if you swim competitively. But if you do, chances are you already prefer the company of men. Here's what I say: other than swimmers, any guy who shaves his arms or legs should be shot. Right away. We already have enough Emo music.
I found two pictures on the internet to use as examples of the way things really should be:
"Argh. I broke my best stick killing that buffalo."
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I hooked up with that sissy Brad Pitt." |
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