-=The Correct Answers=-

1. Is your IQ less than 80?
No

2. Are you obese but could help it?
No

3. Do you have a mullet?
No

4. Are you unproductive even in your own opinion with your time?
No

5. a=5; b=5; if(a!=b) b+=8;
What will b equal after this code is executed?
5

6. BONUS: Given a working monitor, keyboard, mouse, case, motherboard, CPU, RAM, blank hard disk, PSU, operating system software, all cables, and electricity could you build a working computer?

No, because there is no input hardware to load the operating system software with. If you answered Yes you are wrong, and if you answered No because you don't know the insides of a computer from a hole in the ground, you are wrong. You only get credit if you realized you needed a CD-Rom or another form of input hardware.

Now add up how many you got wrong, deduct 1 if you got the bonus, and follow this chart:

0 + bonus: You're a rational, intelligent thinker or you cheated.
0: You're not an idiot.
1: You passed.
2: You're somewhat of an idiot.
3: You're an idiot.
4: You're really an idiot.
5: You waste oxygen.
6 or more: You probably don't understand English.

Now enter the number you got wrong here: