Rock Against Communism Volume I
V.S.



All of the following bands suck:
None More Black, Sum 41, Alkaline Trio, Epoxies, Anti-Flag, Against Me!, The Offspring, The Get Up Kids, Rise Against, Ministry, Descendents, Authority Zero, The Soviettes, Jello Biafra with D.O.A., RX Bandits, Strung Out, Strike Anywhere, The Ataris, Pennywise, Denali, The World/Inferno Friendship Soc., New Found Glory, The Frisk, NOFX, Social Distortion, Less Than Jake f/ Billy Bragg


Anyway, together they are releasing a CD, Rock Against Bush Volume I, touring, and running an anti-Bush website, punkvoter.com. I'm not fond of Bush, but am even less fond of Kerry. Interested in seeing a show? Well, you won't get to see them if you live in Texas. They'd get shot here!

In spite of their political slander, I recorded my own CD:
Rock Against Communism Volume I
(An 80 minute CD Featuring Popular New Hits From: Me)



And since this is my website, even though I've never heard one CD,
and the other doesn't actually exist, I'm going
to rate the two CD's on a scale of 0-10 stars.
Rock Against Bush Volume I: 0/10 stars (it sucks)
Rock Against Communism Volume I: 10/10 stars (it kicks ass)

Track List:
1. Me - Small Government Is Good Government
2. Me - Reduce Government Spending
3. Me - Reform and Privatize Social Security
4. Me - If I Have Two Cows, You Don't Have a Right to Either of Them
5. Me - Capitalism Has Made It This Way, We Don't Want Old-Fashioned Fascism to Take It Away
6. Me - Marxist Philosophies Never Have and Never Will Work in Large-Scale Societies
7. Me - Nader and Kerry Were Kissing in a Ford Excursion
8. Me - Research the Economics Behind Outsourcing
9. Me - Governments Don't Create Jobs, Businesses Do
10. Me - If You Lost Your Job to an Immigrant, Then S/He Was Better at It Than You
11. Me - Of U.S. Taxes, 41%, and Increasing, Go Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid
12. Me - Lower Taxes Means Economic Growth
13. Me - The Short Recession Began in the Clinton Years, Resulting from the Tech Industry
14. Me - Hillary Clinton Sucks and So Does Her "Village"
15. Me - MTV Is a Bunch of Liberal Hippies
16. Me - John Kerry Is "Misunderestimated" As a Socialist
17. Me - Legalize Pot and Lower the Drinking Age; Where Have Our Civil Liberties Gone?
18. Me - Thomas Jefferson Grew a Billion Cannabis Plants
19. Me - Hemp Has All Sorts of Real-World Industrial Uses
20. Me - I'm Hungry

The last few tracks got a little off topic, but the rest is pure anti-communist rock. The CD's sound and energy is similar to that of Rage Against the Machine, but instead of preaching communism, it's preaching anti-communism.

Here's another interesting read I found.

But don't vote for Bush, either!

Edit: At the time of writing this, I was retarded. I have much changed that opinion since then. Please, whatever you do, just don't vote for the punk-ass chimp. Bush and his cabinet are not Republicans. Unfortunately, there is no Republican party this year. The only choices happen to be Democrat, Libertarian, or Nazi (mislabeled as the Republican party).