Whoa! Ashcroft Just Bagged Kucinich's Head!



"Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I present you with Dennis Kucinich's head.
Like us, he, too, was really a Nazi in disguise. However, some of his beliefs
were unorthodox to our fascist ideals, so I had to have him killed. But for
decoration, I insisted his head be filled with formaldehyde so I could mount
him in my living room."

Save us all this coming election. Don't support communism and don't support fascism. Vote Libertarian. Seriously. If any third party gets 5% of the popular vote, they get matching campaign funds in the following election. The only way you can waste a vote is by not voting. More than 590 Libertarians currently hold public office, which is more than all other third parties combined. If you don't know what they stand for, you should look into it. Also, if you're an orthodox Catholic, you'd better not vote for the Catholic! Don't get mad at me if you're a Catholic and disagree. He's your bishop!